http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/-t1.htm All the jokes, here! Wed, 26 Aug 2009 23:39:38 GMT 10 http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l337/Katanga_cheese/CheeseUltimate-1.jpg http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/-t1.htm http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/tv-show-joke-from-adam-12-t536.htm Neil Gallagher Reed – “ This guy goes into a bar one night. He’s this little meat man with . He’s got this funny looking squatty dog on a leash. And he walks up and orders a beer. Just a few feet away from him is another fellow, a big man. He got a great big ferrous dog with him, I mean like the biggest dog you ever saw. I mean like a Great Dane, with teeth about this long. I should of told you. The little funny looking dog was yellow. Well the big guy he looks over at the little guy then looks down ... Jokes Wed, 26 Aug 2009 23:39:38 GMT http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/tv-show-joke-from-adam-12-t536.htm#17581 http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/tv-show-joke-from-adam-12-t536.htm http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/computer-stupidities-hardware-toture-t526.htm maddy Recently, I got a call from someone who turned off his computer whenever he found himself somewhere in Windows he didn't want to be. "I just turn it off when I don't like where I am," he said. Wonder of all wonders, scandisk found a score of lost allocation units and bad sectors. * Customer: "Hi, I was wondering if you could fix my laptop. It's under warranty." * Tech Support: "What seems to be the trouble with it?" * Customer: "My wife got ... Jokes Sat, 04 Jul 2009 16:23:03 GMT http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/computer-stupidities-hardware-toture-t526.htm#17567 http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/computer-stupidities-hardware-toture-t526.htm http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/if-operating-systems-ran-airlines-t525.htm maddy Some of you might have seen this already, but those who haven't: UNIX Airways Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building. Air DOS Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again, jump on again, and so on... Mac ... Jokes Sat, 04 Jul 2009 16:13:59 GMT http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/if-operating-systems-ran-airlines-t525.htm#17566 http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/if-operating-systems-ran-airlines-t525.htm http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/superman-t501.htm rottensoilder A:because he wears a sign called S]]> Jokes Fri, 22 May 2009 03:00:14 GMT http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/superman-t501.htm#17521 http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/superman-t501.htm http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/random-jokes-t51.htm Katanga So there's three guys on a plane. They each have a lunch with them. The first guy opens his lunch bag and finds Spoiler:an apple. He throws the core out the window. The second opens his bag and finds Spoiler:a banana and throws the peel out the window. Then the third guy opens his bag and finds Spoiler:a bomb. He shrugs and throws the bomb out his window. So then they land, and start walking. They see a kid crying. "Why are you crying?" they ask. "Because and apple core fell from nowhere and ... Jokes Thu, 29 May 2008 00:16:36 GMT http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/random-jokes-t51.htm#1055 http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/random-jokes-t51.htm http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/oxy-morons-t443.htm 10art1 this is an oxy moron thread (i dont mean karel. he's a moron but he's not too oxy) like jumbo shrimp or same difference or smart karel (no offence [by that i mean full offence {not really |yes really|}]) Jokes Wed, 24 Dec 2008 15:34:18 GMT http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/oxy-morons-t443.htm#16828 http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/oxy-morons-t443.htm http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/quiz-question-1-t358.htm chester12 Here is quiz question #1 If a plane was traveling at 500 MPH and Colorado was 540 Miles away... How Long would it take to get there??? DO NOT LOOK AT THE ANSWER UNTIL YOU GUESSED!!! Here is the answer Below.... ARE YOU SURE????? REALLY???? OK THEN..... WAIT.... I'M NOT READY..... OK.... 3....2.....LOOK!!! I CAN't BARE IT!!! STOP LOOKING!!!! WHAT??? YOU HAVEN'T EVEN LOOKED YET??? WELL. FINE GO. FCOUNT DOWN FIRST 3.....2.....1..... GO AND LOOK. ... Jokes Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:31:14 GMT http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/quiz-question-1-t358.htm#14375 http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/quiz-question-1-t358.htm http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/blond-jokes-t261.htm rutz342 Fire away... Jokes Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:29:17 GMT http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/blond-jokes-t261.htm#10253 http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/blond-jokes-t261.htm http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/yo-mama-jokes-t20.htm 7purple7 yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks! Jokes Tue, 20 May 2008 20:32:28 GMT http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/yo-mama-jokes-t20.htm#160 http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/yo-mama-jokes-t20.htm http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/chuck-norris-and-bruce-lee-t5.htm Katanga Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee jokes come here! Chimchim930 wrote:# chuck norrises tears can cure cancer...to bad he never cries.chuck norris is suing NBC claiming law&order are trademarked name for his left and right leg # chuck norris has already been to mars...thats why there is no sign of life there # some people wear super man pajamas.....superman wears chuck norris pajamas # Chuck norris was gonna star on the show 24 but the media wouldn't let him because he killed all the terrorists ... Jokes Mon, 19 May 2008 21:31:11 GMT http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/chuck-norris-and-bruce-lee-t5.htm#68 http://randomness.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/chuck-norris-and-bruce-lee-t5.htm