Re: Blond Jokes

**kareljanis** · **kareljanis** on Fri 15 Aug 2008, 14:01

maybe, but you would be a better explanation

**Katanga** · **Katanga** on Sun 17 Aug 2008, 18:44

If I was about to die from thirst, kinda obvious that I'd go for the water not the chick Rolling Eyes

**chester12** · **chester12** on Fri 29 Aug 2008, 17:51

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."

**chester12** · **chester12** on Sat 30 Aug 2008, 09:09

Katanga wrote:There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

Horribly Funny.LOL!! Very Happy

**chester12** · **chester12** on Sat 30 Aug 2008, 09:11

Katanga wrote:A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

I don't get it....? Sad

**chester12** · **chester12** on Sat 30 Aug 2008, 12:50

chester12 wrote:
Katanga wrote:A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

I don't get it....?

Never mind. Now I get it

**10art1** · **10art1** on Wed 24 Dec 2008, 09:42

Katanga wrote:omfg art that's so funny! haha that blond is such an a.sshole he packed his lunch something that'll make him commit suicide

your laugh makes me laugh. i mean really. it's so funny your head popped off

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