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Post  rutz342 on Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:29

Fire away...

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Re: Blond Jokes

Post  kareljanis on Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:30

i got nothing

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Re: Blond Jokes

Post  Katanga on Fri 01 Aug 2008, 14:21

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Re: Blond Jokes

Post  Katanga on Fri 01 Aug 2008, 14:23

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

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Post  Katanga on Fri 01 Aug 2008, 14:24

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

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Post  10art1 on Sun 03 Aug 2008, 14:53

A blond was in a field rowing a boat. another blonde on the highway nearby pulled over. he yelled at the guy in the boat "get out of that field! you give us blonds a bad name! why if I could swim, I would totally beat you up!"

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Post  Katanga on Sun 03 Aug 2008, 14:59

lmao

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Post  10art1 on Sun 03 Aug 2008, 15:00

At a construction zone, 4 construction workers were lunching: A black haired, a brown haired, a red haired, and a blond haired. The black haired says if I get a turkey sandwich again I'll commit suicide. The brown says If I get a chicken sandwich I'll commit suicide. The red head said if I get a pork sandwich again, I'll commit suicide. the blond said If I get balogna again, I'll commit suicide. The next day the black said his wife packed him chicken, the brown got pork, the red got turkey, and the blond got bologna, so he committed suicide. The other three went to his house and asked his wife how she dared to give him bologna again. the blond's wife said "I didn't pack his lunch! He packs his own!"

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Post  Katanga on Wed 06 Aug 2008, 16:47

omfg art that's so funny! rofl haha that blond is such an a.sshole he packed his lunch something that'll make him commit suicide

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Post  10art1 on Sat 09 Aug 2008, 08:23

I couldn't explain this in words so I drew a picture:

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Post  10art1 on Sat 09 Aug 2008, 08:24

blonds would do just about anything for a girl

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Post  kareljanis on Sat 09 Aug 2008, 12:01

that guy could be katanga as well

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Post  10art1 on Sat 09 Aug 2008, 19:29

or me. I acn never find good girls because everyone thinks I'm a nerd!

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Post  pteri forever on Thu 14 Aug 2008, 21:48

Katanga wrote:A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


dude all pizzas have 8 slices

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Post  Katanga on Thu 14 Aug 2008, 23:53

pteri forever wrote:dude all pizzas have 8 slices


I honestly have no comment

and karel I think that would be you

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