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Re: Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee

Post  10art1 on Sun 13 Jul 2008, 05:47

did they divorce?

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Post  kareljanis on Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:11

not officially, theyll officially divorce after they gain their citizenship

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Re: Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee

Post  loud m on Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:29

candy stealer!

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Post  10art1 on Sun 13 Jul 2008, 15:52

oh Sad that sucks

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Post  kareljanis on Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:31

not really, im actually kinda happy, except fro the fact my sister lives with my dad

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Post  10art1 on Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:32

oh. I was freaking out when my parents almost divorced

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Post  Katanga on Wed 23 Jul 2008, 00:08

lol I'm used to it my parents have been divorced since I was like 2 or 3 XD
plus they are still friends Wink

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Post  10art1 on Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:25

my dad threatened to shoot her Sad

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Re: Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee

Post  kareljanis on Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:31

lets change the subject

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Post  10art1 on Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:07

ball fight?

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Re: Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee

Post  Katanga on Wed 06 Aug 2008, 16:51

the subject is chuck norris and bruce lee jokes. Rolling Eyes

i made this:


when a man walked, chuck norris punched him. Then the man took a breath of air, and chuck norris punched him. Then the man punched chuck norris, and chuck norris
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went to the hospital

the reason? the man was bruce lee, and his fist was made of watermelon! And Chuck norris is illergic to watermelon! Haha that ******!

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Re: Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee

Post  10art1 on Thu 07 Aug 2008, 11:20

and chuck norris is allergect to caviar!

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Re: Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee

Post  MMM on Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:56

chuck norris has 2 right legs
chuck norris can lead a horse too water AND make him drink it

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Post  Katanga on Wed 13 Aug 2008, 00:55

lmao mmm

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Post  10art1 on Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:37

why did the chicken cross the road? bruce lee scared chuck noris so much that he became a chicken lol (by chicken I mean wimp)

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