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Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee

Post  Katanga on Mon 19 May 2008, 15:31

Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee jokes come here!

Chimchim930 wrote:# chuck norrises tears can cure cancer...to bad he never cries.chuck norris is suing NBC claiming law&order are trademarked name for his left and right leg
# chuck norris has already been to mars...thats why there is no sign of life there
# some people wear super man pajamas.....superman wears chuck norris pajamas
# Chuck norris was gonna star on the show 24 but the media wouldn't let him because he killed all the terrorists in 10 mintues
# Chuck norris won a connect four game.....in 3 turns
# If i had 3$ and chuck had 3$ chuck would have more.
# when chuck took a test he answered everyproblem with the word "violence" and got a A+ because chuck solves all his problems with violence
# chuck once strangled a man to death with a cordless phone
# There is no control button on chucks computer cause chuck is always in control
# Chuck can kill 2 stones with one bird
# There is no theory of evolution just a list of animals chuck allows to live
# chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding

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Post  Katanga on Mon 19 May 2008, 15:45

Kingbloonsbuilder wrote:Chuck Norris Always donates blood to the blood bank,but never his own Very Happy

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Post  kareljanis on Mon 19 May 2008, 15:46

are the ones i posted gone?

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Post  Katanga on Mon 19 May 2008, 15:49

no they just show as "Guest"

http://www.yikers.com/video_chuck_norris_reads_off_his_own_top_10_chuck_jokes.html

Check that out!

See Karel these were yours:

If this accidentally does not go into chuck norris jokes, im sorry

- Chuck created God, and Bruce Lee created Chuck Norris.
- There is life in outer space, just we havent seen it because all the aliens are scared of coming here cause of chuck norris.
- no one can beat chuck norris, except for bruce lee!
- Chuck Norris's fist was supposed to be a melee weapon for Call of Duty, but it was too strong to be put in the game.
- Chuck Norris once outran a cheetah backwards, balancing an egg on his nose and reciting the alphabet in 3 languages.
- Chuck punched the hole in the ozone layer.
- lightning and thunder are caused by chuck norris sneezing.
- Chuck Norris once drank all the juice out of the kool-aid man in 3 seconds.
- on the 7th day, chuck norris took over while god took a break.
- every night the boogeyman checks under his bed for chuck norris.
- chuck Norris doesn't read, he just stares down at the book until it gives him the info that he needs.
- There was no Big Bang, just Chuck Norris getting kicked by Bruce Lee.
- Chuck norris once shot down an enemy plane by pointing his finger at it.
- It takes an atomic bomb to even leave a bruise on chuck norris, but it takes only Bruce Lee to injure or kill him.
- Chuck norris is so strong, every time Bruce Lee kills him, he resurrects himslef.
- Poisonous gas was created from chuck Norris's farts.
- Chuck Norris once ate a Rubix cube and s.hit it out solved. (I got that one from someone).
- lightning and thunder are caused by chuck norris sneezing.

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Post  kareljanis on Mon 19 May 2008, 15:51

thanks

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Post  Katanga on Mon 19 May 2008, 15:57

yep!

JB wrote:A lot of good ones have already been used, but I also liked this one...

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.


loud m wrote:the loch ness monster is just one of chuck norris's radio-active turds What a Face


b0ne wrote:This is the best one: although a little inappropriate.

Chuck Norris is always on top during sex, because Chuck Norris never screws up.


Saumatre wrote:
In his youth, Chuck Norris distributed the newspaper. There is no survivor.


chimchim930 wrote:under chucks beard is not a chin....but another fist


Chimchim930 wrote:then lois goes "im sure thats not true peter" and then chuck norris walks in and goes "what did you say" and a fist comes out of his beard and punches her lol!


Kingbloonsbuilder wrote:It punches Bryan lol!


Chimchim930 wrote:oh whoops santa


Kingbloonsbuilder wrote:I watched a funny soda commercial where shuck norris was chasing these 2 teenagers across a city from house to house to get their coke Laughing

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Post  chimchim930 on Mon 19 May 2008, 17:18

yay im glad i supported the chuck norris thread here lol

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Post  Katanga on Mon 19 May 2008, 17:37

hehe lol chim

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Post  chimchim930 on Mon 19 May 2008, 17:43

Very Happy

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Post  Kingbloonsbuilder on Mon 19 May 2008, 19:21

Smile

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Post  Katanga on Mon 19 May 2008, 19:31

...okay then

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Post  Kingbloonsbuilder on Mon 19 May 2008, 19:34

Chuck Is The bomb

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Post  Katanga on Mon 19 May 2008, 19:38

no... chuck is the atomic bomb! lol!

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Post  rutz342 on Mon 19 May 2008, 20:59

correction correction, ooooohh...

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Post  Katanga on Mon 19 May 2008, 21:08

what Rutz? Anyways, actually, chuck is the hydrogen bomb! Twisted Evil

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