Re: Random Jokes

MMM · MMM on Sat 16 Aug 2008, 18:59

A man alks u too a lawyer:
man: what is your career?
lawyer: i'm a lwayer
man: what do you pay?
Lawyer: 100 bucks every 4 questions
man: isn't that terribky expensive?
lawyer: yesn now what's your wth question?

pteri forever · pteri forever on Sun 17 Aug 2008, 01:35

two people meet in the street. one says he can predict the future. The other one wants to know what his future is, and asks him. He then said "i believe you are going to lose a lot of money soon", he says. He pauses for awhile, and then says, "ok, that would be 5000 dollars for reading your future"

**Katanga** · **Katanga** on Sun 17 Aug 2008, 18:42

pteri forever · pteri forever on Sun 17 Aug 2008, 20:45

MMM · MMM on Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:48

He tell funny joke.

**Katanga** · **Katanga** on Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:42

pteri forever · pteri forever on Wed 20 Aug 2008, 02:19

hmm, i'll try to think of some more...

pteri forever · pteri forever on Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:43

ok how about this i saw somewhere:

one day a fat man trying to lose weight saw an ad in the newspaper. It said "LOSE 5 KG IN A WEEK!" He telephoned the company right away. The next day there was a cute girl at the door, waving a sign that said "If you get me, I'm yours". He started running after the girl and after a week he was 5 kg lighter. Later he saw another ad in the newspaper from the same company, "LOSE 10 KG IN A WEEK!" He telephoned them again. The next day an even cuter girl was at the door, waving another sign saying "If you get me, I'm yours". He started chasing the girl and a week later he was 10 kg lighter. Then he saw a third ad in the newspaper, again from the same company, "LOSE 20 KG IN A WEEK!" He telephoned them a final time, wondering what the next girl was going to look like. The next day chuck norris was at the door, waving a sign that said "If I get you, you're mine!"

**chester12** · **chester12** on Fri 29 Aug 2008, 11:01

A rope walked into a bar.
"Can i have a drink?"
"We don't serve to ropes" Said the bartender
So the rope went to another bar and said:
"Can I have a drink?"
Then the bartender said:
"We don't serve drinks to ropes."
So then when the rope went out he took some scissors and cut himself up. Then he went into another bar and said:
"Can I have a drink?"
Then the bartender asked:
"Are you a rope?"
Then the rope replied:
"I'm afraid not!"

Bouncing Dudes

**chester12** · **chester12** on Fri 29 Aug 2008, 11:06

[b] If at first you don't succeed.. DO NOT TRY SKY DIVING knight

**Katanga** · **Katanga** on Fri 29 Aug 2008, 15:09

to all three jokes

**chester12** · **chester12** on Fri 29 Aug 2008, 17:15

Thanks

pteri forever · pteri forever on Thu 04 Sep 2008, 03:16

ahh yes, thanks.

now that reminds me:

If at first you don't succeed you cry and cry again.

and another saying:

Early to rise and early to bed
makes life so boring I wish I was dead.

**funmaster** · **funmaster** on Thu 04 Sep 2008, 03:47

someones given some bread thats buttered on both sides. that somebody says: theres something wrong with this bread: its yellow and slipery.

**chester12** · **chester12** on Sat 06 Sep 2008, 08:38

you guys are all nerds. Come on, I only know the following words:

un duex trois quatre singe seis sept weit neux duex onze douz treiz (I know up to 20 but I don't wanna go on)
The spanish numbers up to ten (I learned it from dora)
Anakala(Hawaiian, probably protugese or something) Anake Aloha Mahalo (Thank you)
Toit (Roof in french) Franchais seux de pantalon du ski
skis balle pourqoui

I also know mostly all thoughs famous building and where they are.

Big Ben-London
The eiffel tower-Paris
The sidney oprea house-Australia
The sears tower-Toronto
The spining restaurant-Winnipeg Manitoba (I went there) Very Happy

I also know algebra....I know, i'm just 9. Long divison, all that stuff.
a+bXc-b=x
A=3 3+2x1-2=x
B=2 3+2-2=x
C=1
X=3

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