Random Jokes

**Katanga** · **Katanga** on Wed 28 May 2008, 18:16

So there's three guys on a plane. They each have a lunch with them. The first guy opens his lunch bag and finds

Spoiler:: an apple

. He throws the core out the window. The second opens his bag and finds

Spoiler:: a banana

and throws the peel out the window. Then the third guy opens his bag and finds

Spoiler:: a bomb

. He shrugs and throws the bomb out his window. So then they land, and start walking. They see a kid crying. "Why are you crying?" they ask. "Because and apple core fell from nowhere and hit me on the head!" Then they reach a second kid crying. "Why are you crying?" they ask. "Because a banana peel fell from the sky and I slipped on it!" So then they reach a third kid who is laughing