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YO mama jokes!

Post 7purple7 on Tue 20 May 2008, 14:32

yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks!

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Post loud m on Tue 20 May 2008, 16:16

yo mamma so fat the indy 500 is raced around her

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Post kareljanis on Tue 20 May 2008, 17:14

yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow it made skittles! thats one my friend says a lot.

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Post loud m on Tue 20 May 2008, 17:15

yo mamma so stupid she tried to drown a fish

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Post kareljanis on Tue 20 May 2008, 17:16

yo mama so stupid, she bought solar-powered flashlights in case of a blackout.

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Post loud m on Tue 20 May 2008, 17:20

yo mamma so stupid when someone said "look a dead bird" she looked up and said where

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Post Katanga on Tue 20 May 2008, 18:26

Yo mama so fat and yellow someone yelled "Taxi, Taxi!"

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Post Katanga on Wed 04 Jun 2008, 18:08

I made this one:
Yo mama so fat, Chuck Norris kept bouncing off her!

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Post Ernie on Wed 04 Jun 2008, 18:17

Both of your parents combined are bulimic: your mom binges and gets really fat, and your dad vomits at the sight of her!

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Post Katanga on Wed 04 Jun 2008, 18:19

lol ernie

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Post Ernie on Wed 04 Jun 2008, 18:20

I knew you were going to say that, even before I clicked on this.

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Post Katanga on Wed 04 Jun 2008, 18:20

lol ernie

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Post Ernie on Wed 04 Jun 2008, 18:21

Now that I wasn't expecting.

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Post Katanga on Wed 04 Jun 2008, 19:48

lol ernie

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Post Katanga on Wed 04 Jun 2008, 19:48

did u expect that? Suspect

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