There are many fish in the sea... sharks aren't alone.
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There are many fish in the sea... sharks aren't alone.
We all know this trajedy. People smoke. Its not a trajedy because we die early. it is because fosh come out at night and smoke the ones that people drop, as illustrated:
. Another dillema is fish are eating too many people because they fall through thin ice. Why do they fall? the culprit is this sign:
. People are also dying from various other reasons, such as trespassing
, being lied to by the department of transportation
, being confuzed while in an automobile
, and losing children to the circus
. What do the cops do about this trajedy? Nothing. they spend all their time at gas stations waiting to use the bathroom because some gangsters stole the toilet:
. Unfortunately, bars are closed because theyre not open
, and portopotties are more expencive then ever these days
. Why dont we ask the smartest guy in the world, Katanga? Because he has his own signs in vancouver to worry about
. Now because of the gloom, the roads get wet when it rains
. New laws are being passed not to park in thin air
, machines lose their brains, and people have expensive divorces. But now cockroaches are smoking and getting cancer too
! What are we to do now besides make fun of hillary clinton with Kentucky chicken thats not even from kentucky
?
. Another dillema is fish are eating too many people because they fall through thin ice. Why do they fall? the culprit is this sign:
. People are also dying from various other reasons, such as trespassing
, being lied to by the department of transportation
, being confuzed while in an automobile
, and losing children to the circus
. What do the cops do about this trajedy? Nothing. they spend all their time at gas stations waiting to use the bathroom because some gangsters stole the toilet:
. Unfortunately, bars are closed because theyre not open
, and portopotties are more expencive then ever these days
. Why dont we ask the smartest guy in the world, Katanga? Because he has his own signs in vancouver to worry about
. Now because of the gloom, the roads get wet when it rains
. New laws are being passed not to park in thin air
, machines lose their brains, and people have expensive divorces. But now cockroaches are smoking and getting cancer too
! What are we to do now besides make fun of hillary clinton with Kentucky chicken thats not even from kentucky
?_________________
One day, March 17th, to be exact, I was feeling a little bored. I was also, frankly, feeling a bit stupid today, having PSSA. So, I decided, I shall spread my subliminal sence of stupidity like the butter on my warm toast. I wrote up a signature, for all to see, in perfect grammar and spelling, which you are bound to re-check for any mistakes. You haven't found any. Don't you feel stupid now too? [edited 3/22/09]

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Re: There are many fish in the sea... sharks aren't alone.
I don't mean to offend you in any way... but some of those signs are pretty funny lol

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Re: There are many fish in the sea... sharks aren't alone.
lmao but garbaged, ill keep in unlocked though 

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