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Post  7purple7 on Tue 20 May 2008, 14:32

yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks!
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Post  loud m on Tue 20 May 2008, 16:16

yo mamma so fat the indy 500 is raced around her

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Post  kareljanis on Tue 20 May 2008, 17:14

yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow it made skittles! thats one my friend says a lot.
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Post  loud m on Tue 20 May 2008, 17:15

yo mamma so stupid she tried to drown a fish

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Post  kareljanis on Tue 20 May 2008, 17:16

yo mama so stupid, she bought solar-powered flashlights in case of a blackout.
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Post  loud m on Tue 20 May 2008, 17:20

yo mamma so stupid when someone said "look a dead bird" she looked up and said where

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Post  Katanga on Tue 20 May 2008, 18:26

Yo mama so fat and yellow someone yelled "Taxi, Taxi!"
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Post  Katanga on Wed 04 Jun 2008, 18:08

I made this one:
Yo mama so fat, Chuck Norris kept bouncing off her!
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Post  Ernie on Wed 04 Jun 2008, 18:17

Both of your parents combined are bulimic: your mom binges and gets really fat, and your dad vomits at the sight of her!
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Post  Katanga on Wed 04 Jun 2008, 18:19

lol ernie
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Post  Ernie on Wed 04 Jun 2008, 18:20

I knew you were going to say that, even before I clicked on this.
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Post  Katanga on Wed 04 Jun 2008, 18:20

lol ernie
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Post  Ernie on Wed 04 Jun 2008, 18:21

Now that I wasn't expecting.
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Post  Katanga on Wed 04 Jun 2008, 19:48

lol ernie
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Post  Katanga on Wed 04 Jun 2008, 19:48

did u expect that? Suspect
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Post  kareljanis on Wed 04 Jun 2008, 21:43

I was! and tascha, (i call him by his real name to be serious) youre becoming like those guys on MSN.
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Post  Katanga on Wed 04 Jun 2008, 22:14

what do u mean? I was doing my homework and then I needed to use this smiley
pissed off
for an email and then I noticed u came on so now im replyin 2 everything
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Post  kareljanis on Thu 05 Jun 2008, 09:17

youre saying lol in pretty much every sentence you use!
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Post  Ernie on Thu 05 Jun 2008, 17:43

Lol
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Post  Katanga on Thu 05 Jun 2008, 18:20

I'm trying not to...
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Post  10art1 on Fri 20 Jun 2008, 08:23

Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn!
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Post  10art1 on Fri 20 Jun 2008, 08:24

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
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Post  10art1 on Fri 20 Jun 2008, 08:25

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
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Post  10art1 on Fri 20 Jun 2008, 08:25

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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Post  10art1 on Fri 20 Jun 2008, 08:26

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
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