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Post  Katanga on Wed 28 May 2008, 18:16

So there's three guys on a plane. They each have a lunch with them. The first guy opens his lunch bag and finds
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an apple
. He throws the core out the window. The second opens his bag and finds
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a banana
and throws the peel out the window. Then the third guy opens his bag and finds
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a bomb
. He shrugs and throws the bomb out his window. So then they land, and start walking. They see a kid crying. "Why are you crying?" they ask. "Because and apple core fell from nowhere and hit me on the head!" Then they reach a second kid crying. "Why are you crying?" they ask. "Because a banana peel fell from the sky and I slipped on it!" So then they reach a third kid who is laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing and they ask him what's so funny. He says:
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"I farted and the house behind me blew up!"
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Post  funmaster on Fri 30 May 2008, 22:59

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Post  Ernie on Sat 31 May 2008, 10:06

crazy gun guy
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Post  Katanga on Tue 03 Jun 2008, 19:12

ernie that's kinda spam
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Post  Katanga on Tue 03 Jun 2008, 19:12

... but so what we don't have strict rules about spamming! lol clap
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Post  Ernie on Tue 03 Jun 2008, 19:16

Yee-haw! dude ridin horse
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Post  beradc54 on Wed 04 Jun 2008, 16:48

What does a baby sound like in a blender?
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A Bagpipe!
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Post  Katanga on Wed 04 Jun 2008, 18:07

lol Berad

I just made this one up:
Who became pregnant with Chuck Norris's mom?

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Chuck Norris!
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Post  Ernie on Wed 04 Jun 2008, 18:16

Chuck Norris became pregnant?
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Post  Katanga on Wed 04 Jun 2008, 18:17

exactly!
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Post  Ernie on Wed 04 Jun 2008, 18:18

Neutral confused
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Post  Katanga on Wed 04 Jun 2008, 18:20

I dunno ok whatever

here

Chuck Norris is so mean he threatened to kill me if I didn't add this here instead of the chuck norris section
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Post  Ernie on Wed 04 Jun 2008, 18:20

Ah, okay...
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Post  funmaster on Fri 06 Jun 2008, 03:44

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Post  Katanga on Sat 07 Jun 2008, 22:07

you guys are such fruit pies

mmm... fruit pie...
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Post  loud m on Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:33

i shot bambi

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Post  Katanga on Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:33

POOR BAMBI!!! WHY???
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Post  loud m on Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:44

i was hungry

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Post  beradc54 on Tue 17 Jun 2008, 10:51

by loud m on Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:44

i was hungry

lol!
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Post  Ernie on Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:43

You should have made Bambi Nuggets and marketed them.
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Post  beradc54 on Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:41

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You should have made Bambi Nuggets and marketed them.
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Post  Ernie on Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:48

Or Bambi lunchmeat...
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Post  beradc54 on Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:54

Don't ruin it ernie!
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Post  Ernie on Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:56

But Bambi nuggets will be less abundant.
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Post  beradc54 on Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:07

w/e
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