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Re: Random Jokes

Post  kareljanis on Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:20

10art1 wrote:Ja miluju does that mean do you wanna be friends?

It means I love.

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Post  10art1 on Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:08

oops Embarassed its so hard to learn so many languages!

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Re: Random Jokes

Post  Katanga on Fri 25 Jul 2008, 01:13

haha lol

あなたたち口をきかないばかはあなたがこれを読むことができないほどおかしいです、それで、あなたの顔〔表面〕で私はあなたたちの全てを所有しています!
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Re: Random Jokes

Post  kareljanis on Sat 26 Jul 2008, 00:55

من حالات المادة يمكن وصفها بأنها غاز متأين تكون فيه الإلكترونات حرة وغير مرتبطة بالذرة أو بالجزيء.

على النقيض من الغازات فإن للبلازما صفاتها الخاصة. يؤدي التأين

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Post  10art1 on Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:05

No fair! Both of you used a translator!

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Post  10art1 on Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:11

وأيضا في تلك القضية ، انا اقول فقط اخرس المادة الى الحاله على انها واخراج الريح الساخنه الكلب حتى يقع من ويحصل على دهس من قبل سائق مجنون سكران اكل الكعك فطيرة

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Post  kareljanis on Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:57

sadanaperkala!

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Post  10art1 on Wed 30 Jul 2008, 13:30

Yukar me tungus!

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Re: Random Jokes

Post  Katanga on Wed 06 Aug 2008, 16:48

khafe shan hendoone!

now that was not a translater Wink I said "shut up watermelon!" in Iranian
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Post  10art1 on Thu 07 Aug 2008, 11:21

how many languages do you speak?

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Re: Random Jokes

Post  kareljanis on Thu 07 Aug 2008, 11:24

2, english and czech. i also know a little french.

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Post  10art1 on Sat 09 Aug 2008, 08:12

Yeah, me too. I know english and russian. the rest I know little

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Post  funmaster on Sat 09 Aug 2008, 22:07

just english Sad

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Post  10art1 on Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:13

ah, its ok for a 7 year old to be an n word to society

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Re: Random Jokes

Post  Katanga on Fri 15 Aug 2008, 00:21

I speak 3 languages fluently - English, Farsi, and French (I learned Farsi as a baby; then some English through daycare; then French through school grades k, 1, 2, 3; then got even better at English. And I speak Farsi at home.)

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Re: Random Jokes

Post  kareljanis on Fri 15 Aug 2008, 14:02

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Re: Random Jokes

Post  pteri forever on Fri 15 Aug 2008, 22:33

how many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

3. one to sue the electricity company, one to sue the electritian who wired the house, and one to sue the lightbulb manufacturer
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Post  kareljanis on Sat 16 Aug 2008, 00:05

how many katanga's does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Post  MMM on Sat 16 Aug 2008, 07:16

How many americans does it take too screw in a lightbulb?

4,006 1 to screw in the lihtbulb and the other 4,005 to debate whether he should screw in the lightbulb
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Post  Katanga on Sat 16 Aug 2008, 18:47

pteri forever wrote:how many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

3. one to sue the electricity company, one to sue the electritian who wired the house, and one to sue the lightbulb manufacturer

the lawyer doesnt do the suing. the client does. the lawyer deals with the judge Rolling Eyes
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Post  MMM on Sat 16 Aug 2008, 18:59

A man alks u too a lawyer:
man: what is your career?
lawyer: i'm a lwayer
man: what do you pay?
Lawyer: 100 bucks every 4 questions
man: isn't that terribky expensive?
lawyer: yesn now what's your wth question?
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Post  pteri forever on Sun 17 Aug 2008, 01:35

two people meet in the street. one says he can predict the future. The other one wants to know what his future is, and asks him. He then said "i believe you are going to lose a lot of money soon", he says. He pauses for awhile, and then says, "ok, that would be 5000 dollars for reading your future"
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Post  Katanga on Sun 17 Aug 2008, 18:42

rofl
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Post  pteri forever on Sun 17 Aug 2008, 20:45

hehe
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Post  MMM on Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:48

He tell funny joke.
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