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Post  10art1 on Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:32

oh. I was freaking out when my parents almost divorced

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Post  Katanga on Wed 23 Jul 2008, 00:08

lol I'm used to it my parents have been divorced since I was like 2 or 3 XD
plus they are still friends Wink
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Post  10art1 on Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:25

my dad threatened to shoot her Sad

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Post  kareljanis on Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:31

lets change the subject

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Post  10art1 on Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:07

ball fight?

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Post  Katanga on Wed 06 Aug 2008, 16:51

the subject is chuck norris and bruce lee jokes. Rolling Eyes

i made this:


when a man walked, chuck norris punched him. Then the man took a breath of air, and chuck norris punched him. Then the man punched chuck norris, and chuck norris
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went to the hospital
the reason? the man was bruce lee, and his fist was made of watermelon! And Chuck norris is illergic to watermelon! Haha that ******!
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Post  10art1 on Thu 07 Aug 2008, 11:20

and chuck norris is allergect to caviar!

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Post  MMM on Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:56

chuck norris has 2 right legs
chuck norris can lead a horse too water AND make him drink it
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Post  Katanga on Wed 13 Aug 2008, 00:55

lmao mmm
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Post  10art1 on Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:37

why did the chicken cross the road? bruce lee scared chuck noris so much that he became a chicken lol (by chicken I mean wimp)

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Post  Katanga on Fri 15 Aug 2008, 00:18

rofl nice one art
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Post  chester12 on Fri 29 Aug 2008, 19:27

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Post  chester12 on Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:49

Chuck Norris puts a nightlight on when he sleeps not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is so strong he caused a tsnaumi but cannonballing.
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Post  10art1 on Wed 24 Dec 2008, 09:36

damn you im not on the list hot chick!

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Post  10art1 on Wed 24 Dec 2008, 09:37

stupid censors! they made me call chester a hot chick!

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Post  Mike_1001 on Tue 06 Jul 2010, 14:38

Google: "find chuck norris" Laughing

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